Erik Hassle - Hurtful.
In these trying economic times Erik’s had to get a part-time job as a security guard, and it’s turning out to be a pretty grim undertaking, especially seeing as he’s working the night shift tonight and all his mates are presumably off down at Fraggle Rock dancing their cares away. Even worse, someone’s unplugged the payphone so he can’t even ring up 0898 numbers to speak to Sexy Women In His Area on company time. Poor Erik. I wonder how good his Minesweeper score is.
