Tinchy Stryder - You’re Not Alone.
The white van is parked outside and Tinchy is desperately trying to make it look like he only uses his telly for playing video games and watching old VHS tapes. If you cunningly asked Tinchy Stryder who was kicked out of Strictly Come Dancing last week he would answer “I surely don’t know!” in a wavering voice, yearning to spill the beans about how Martina Hingis must have been docked points for wearing too many sequins. They’ll get you eventually, Tinchy. Suck it up and get a license. Meanwhile, his missus is off for a nocturnal swim in the Thames. I hope she’s remembered her glow-in-the-dark armbands.
