Lily Allen - Who’d Have Known.
It’s Not Me, It’s You must have done pretty well for Parlophone if they’re flogging yet ANOTHER single off it with a reasonably entertaining video. Unfortunately Elton John’s most recent greatest hits compilation can’t be doing too well, as Mercury aren’t bothered about paying the ransom for his kidnap.
It’s easy to sympathise with our heroine here. Many a night have I spent dreaming up schemes to ensnare Heidi Range for my own nefarious purposes over a bottle of Tesco plonk. The key element Lily’s missing here though is to go for the ACTUAL celeb in question, not a look-a-like. Better luck next time, Lil.
